1. Crashing planes make a sort of "crunch" sound upon impact.
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2. Screaming intelligbly is entirely possible -- even recommended -- when being choked to death.
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3. If headless bodies are good enough for the guys who publish Tales from the Crypt, they must be good enough for guys who publish Archie.
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4. Girls, you can be pretty -- and therefore loved by the man of your dreams -- if you just remove your glasses and let your hair down.
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5. When encountering a curious shield with an ominous note, you should take it upon yourself to show the shield who's boss.
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6. If you're ever privvy to an underwater fight between a dog and a Kraken, always bet on the dog.
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